About the Robots

Old Porches are hella serious. Make hard-ass faces when driving them.

Say no to passengers. Avoid loose gravel and looser women. No wolf-howls at stoplights. No tires screeching for mercy. Polish. Pose. Putter. Then put it away.

These are the Porsche rules of the road. The rules? Fuuuck that.

We’re not too precious about our toys. If period correct is your thing, cool. Keep your ride on ice while getting your zinc just right.

We’ll be out shooting blurry pics and breaking shit. Celebrating rock chips and setting tires on fire.

JOSHY ROBOTS

Hard style for skinny Porsches.



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